hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Randomize
