I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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