Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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