what if I'm pregnant?
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apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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