Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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