butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
