Do you still have your period?
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Is it penis luge time yet?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Randomize
