How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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