Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
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I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
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The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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