Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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