about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
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I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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Have fun and good luck.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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