i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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