That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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