He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
