Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
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Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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