We won't sleep together?
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
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how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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