So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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