I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
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I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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