Whod you bang
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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