I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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