Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just had sex on a roof
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Drunk is not a location!
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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