I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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