i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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