Whod you bang
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
