Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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