So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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