are you so shy because you have an std?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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