Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
this will be a night to untag.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Randomize
