guys are only as good as the porn they watch
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Randomize
