Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
We are two peas in an std pod
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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