Soap is not a condiment
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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