if only i could text you this smell
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
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As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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