Non-Jews are for practice
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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