she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
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You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
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I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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