As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
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How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
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