i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Panties = found
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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