5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Did we literally take a cab across the street
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
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I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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