Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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