I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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