What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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