Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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