You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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