and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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