My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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