ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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