And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We just shotgunned beers for America
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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