don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Life is so much better after having sex.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
you are never too drunk for berry picking
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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