You just made me feel so damn special
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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