Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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