I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
We left an ass print on the piano.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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