I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
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So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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