A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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