so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
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It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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