you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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