idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
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Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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