This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
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Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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