More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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